Sunday, February 10, 2013

Brainshuffles..

While the Ockuliuns update Brainshuffles, downloading an anti-nanobot gremlin virus protector, my muse is  waiting patiently to start its creativity.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Envo To The Rescue

This morning I tried to produce a few pages of my novel and failed. However, thanks to the Ockuliuns inventing an envisage helmet - Envo for short - I decided to pulled it over my head, blink, and was inside its virtual reality in seconds flat. I had hoped I could clear my head and conjure up something, anything, to write. Well, Envo was definitely a cure to that. Little did I know Envo's programs partook me into nightmares depicting bouncing cyclopean clown faces and spiders with upside down gnomes faces! 

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

OCTOBER 31

Woke up to the grueling sound of Freckles'chainsaw roaring to life on this fine Halloween morning (He giggles every time he does this!).The Ockuliuns have already been baking Vector Boink cupcakes (Kinda wild how they hover over the baking sheet and spin on their own!). Creatviity is not patient adjective, tapping its foot, giving me The Look, stating it is past time to write. And there sits Brainshuffles, already been programmed, already typing:

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRAINSHUFFLES A DULL MACHINE
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRAINSHUFFLES A DULL MACHINE
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRAINSHUFFLES A DULL MACHINE
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRAINSHUFFLES A DULL MACHINE
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRAINSHUFFLES A DULL MACHINE

I think I get the hint...

Thursday, October 11, 2012

A Dreamsicle Fact

On Vector Boink, automaton trolls are stationed at every bridge and insist on a payment of Dreamsicle pudding pops before you cross. Since it has a vanilla ice cream center, it's considered a troll delicacy.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Troll Issues

Never allow your friendly aliens from the planet Vector Boink to construct you an automaton troll. They don't fit inside a person's home and, are by far, housebroken!

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

ARACHNID IN THE EAR

A nanobot cyclopean spider crawled into my ear when I was asleep last night, whispering more ideas to give me for my latest work I'm writing. That is all fine and dandy, except for its hiccups that reverberate in my ear canals!

Friday, September 7, 2012

Chainsaw Fact

Chainsaws still make great alarm clocks, as long as your six foot alarm clock in the shape of a clown doesn't get too close to your ear when he revs up the motor.