Thursday, June 26, 2014

Dibbuk, Inc.

From the same company that brought you alarm clocks in the shape of a six-foot clown wielding chainsaws comes the latest development for waking you up in the morning!

Ever have trouble with your old alarm clock? 

Has the microprocessor took a cadaver roll?
Ever wake up, realizing you are late for work, finding your clown-shaped alarm clock's circuits has switched it into REST mode?
Ever wake up late to find your alarm clock designing balloon animals?
Ever wake up late to find your bot alarm clock has left your room and is doing cartwheels outside on the front lawn with the servo yard gnomes?

Well, consumer, it is time for you to purchase another alarm clock, money-back-guaranteed to wake you up!


Listen to these testimonies:


@GriddSurfer9  

"When I bought the new alarm clock bed bugs online I didn't realize it was going to be delivered in such a small box, expecting a wooden crate to be sitting on the porch. When I opened the package, the servos had already been programmed by the factory at Slader Corp and were ready for use. Immediately, they scurried into my bedroom and tucked themselves into the mattress, cloaking themselves (this I read from the instructions after attempting to locate them for over an hour) using an invisibility processor embedded inside their nano metal shells. The next morning I was awoken right on time by the bugs as they crawled all over me until my eyes flew open.   

@RedBunniesWithAttitudes67 

"LOVE my servo bed bugs! What a rush having them crawl all over you, sometimes tickling you, too!  Great job, Slader Corp!!"

@InsomniacIAmNot 

"Great Job, Dibbuk! There's even an option to trans-mutate the servos into different shapes, such as a group of Tribbles from the vintage episode of STAR TREK!"

Don't waste another minute! Jack into your console, surf the Gridd, locate our 'site and order your servo bed bugs today!


The first FIFTY customers will receive a small line of for their Bodykredd to use at "The Joke's On You, Fella!" online store. 


Order yours today!!


*This has been an approved message from Slader Corporation   


Sunday, February 10, 2013

Brainshuffles..

While the Ockuliuns update Brainshuffles, downloading an anti-nanobot gremlin virus protector, my muse is  waiting patiently to start its creativity.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Envo To The Rescue

This morning I tried to produce a few pages of my novel and failed. However, thanks to the Ockuliuns inventing an envisage helmet - Envo for short - I decided to pulled it over my head, blink, and was inside its virtual reality in seconds flat. I had hoped I could clear my head and conjure up something, anything, to write. Well, Envo was definitely a cure to that. Little did I know Envo's programs partook me into nightmares depicting bouncing cyclopean clown faces and spiders with upside down gnomes faces! 

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

OCTOBER 31

Woke up to the grueling sound of Freckles'chainsaw roaring to life on this fine Halloween morning (He giggles every time he does this!).The Ockuliuns have already been baking Vector Boink cupcakes (Kinda wild how they hover over the baking sheet and spin on their own!). Creatviity is not patient adjective, tapping its foot, giving me The Look, stating it is past time to write. And there sits Brainshuffles, already been programmed, already typing:

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRAINSHUFFLES A DULL MACHINE
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRAINSHUFFLES A DULL MACHINE
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRAINSHUFFLES A DULL MACHINE
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRAINSHUFFLES A DULL MACHINE
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRAINSHUFFLES A DULL MACHINE

I think I get the hint...

Thursday, October 11, 2012

A Dreamsicle Fact

On Vector Boink, automaton trolls are stationed at every bridge and insist on a payment of Dreamsicle pudding pops before you cross. Since it has a vanilla ice cream center, it's considered a troll delicacy.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Troll Issues

Never allow your friendly aliens from the planet Vector Boink to construct you an automaton troll. They don't fit inside a person's home and, are by far, housebroken!

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

ARACHNID IN THE EAR

A nanobot cyclopean spider crawled into my ear when I was asleep last night, whispering more ideas to give me for my latest work I'm writing. That is all fine and dandy, except for its hiccups that reverberate in my ear canals!