Troll Issues

Never allow your friendly aliens from the planet Vector Boink to construct you an automaton troll. They don't fit inside a person's home and, are by far, housebroken!

ARACHNID IN THE EAR

A nanobot cyclopean spider crawled into my ear when I was asleep last night, whispering more ideas to give me for my latest work I'm writing. That is all fine and dandy, except for its hiccups that reverberate in my ear canals!

Chainsaw Fact

Chainsaws still make great alarm clocks, as long as your six foot alarm clock in the shape of a clown doesn't get too close to your ear when he revs up the motor.

Bug Problems

Building automaton cockroaches which reproduce themselves without another host was not a very good idea for the Ockuliuns to do. Of course they got their idea from the joke shop back on their home planet of Vector-Boink called "The Joke's On You!!" All of this, I have by far not found very amusing!