Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Troll Issues
Never allow your friendly aliens from the planet Vector Boink to construct you an automaton troll. They don't fit inside a person's home and, are by far, housebroken!
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
ARACHNID IN THE EAR
A nanobot cyclopean spider crawled into my ear when I was asleep last night, whispering more ideas to give me for my latest work I'm writing. That is all fine and dandy, except for its hiccups that reverberate in my ear canals!
Friday, September 7, 2012
Chainsaw Fact
Chainsaws still make great alarm clocks, as long as your six foot alarm clock in the shape of a clown doesn't get too close to your ear when he revs up the motor.
Saturday, September 1, 2012
Bug Problems
Building automaton cockroaches which reproduce themselves without another host was not a very good idea for the Ockuliuns to do. Of course they got their idea from the joke shop back on their home planet of Vector-Boink called "The Joke's On You!!" All of this, I have by far not found very amusing!
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