Saturday, November 3, 2012

Envo To The Rescue

This morning I tried to produce a few pages of my novel and failed. However, thanks to the Ockuliuns inventing an envisage helmet - Envo for short - I decided to pulled it over my head, blink, and was inside its virtual reality in seconds flat. I had hoped I could clear my head and conjure up something, anything, to write. Well, Envo was definitely a cure to that. Little did I know Envo's programs partook me into nightmares depicting bouncing cyclopean clown faces and spiders with upside down gnomes faces! 

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

OCTOBER 31

Woke up to the grueling sound of Freckles'chainsaw roaring to life on this fine Halloween morning (He giggles every time he does this!).The Ockuliuns have already been baking Vector Boink cupcakes (Kinda wild how they hover over the baking sheet and spin on their own!). Creatviity is not patient adjective, tapping its foot, giving me The Look, stating it is past time to write. And there sits Brainshuffles, already been programmed, already typing:

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRAINSHUFFLES A DULL MACHINE
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRAINSHUFFLES A DULL MACHINE
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRAINSHUFFLES A DULL MACHINE
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRAINSHUFFLES A DULL MACHINE
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRAINSHUFFLES A DULL MACHINE

I think I get the hint...

Thursday, October 11, 2012

A Dreamsicle Fact

On Vector Boink, automaton trolls are stationed at every bridge and insist on a payment of Dreamsicle pudding pops before you cross. Since it has a vanilla ice cream center, it's considered a troll delicacy.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Troll Issues

Never allow your friendly aliens from the planet Vector Boink to construct you an automaton troll. They don't fit inside a person's home and, are by far, housebroken!

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

ARACHNID IN THE EAR

A nanobot cyclopean spider crawled into my ear when I was asleep last night, whispering more ideas to give me for my latest work I'm writing. That is all fine and dandy, except for its hiccups that reverberate in my ear canals!

Friday, September 7, 2012

Chainsaw Fact

Chainsaws still make great alarm clocks, as long as your six foot alarm clock in the shape of a clown doesn't get too close to your ear when he revs up the motor.

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Bug Problems

Building automaton cockroaches which reproduce themselves without another host was not a very good idea for the Ockuliuns to do. Of course they got their idea from the joke shop back on their home planet of Vector-Boink called "The Joke's On You!!" All of this, I have by far not found very amusing!

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Part Steam, Part Punk

Brainshuffles recently received updates by the Ockuliuns. My telekinetic retro-typewriting word processor now runs on water and steam!

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Robot Facts

Automaton yard gnomes have stationery issues when taking the job of posing on one's lawn.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Toys For Clowns

Both Fudgesickles and Chainsaw Freckles love to play with Slinkys while I am asleep. At least they are quiet about it. Usually they want to listen to my heavy metal albums..

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Running Low

Lately I've had to nudge the Okuliuns to bake more pies. Chainsaw Freckles hasn't been able to throw one at me, waking me up in the morning.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Reboot and Recharge

Rebooting and recharging Brainshuffles™ after a quick rebuild by the Ockuliuns. Creativity decided to be friends again..

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Morning Ventures

A six foot alarm clock in the shape of a clown wielding a chainsaw = please wake up = please wake up or else with a pie in your face and the pleasant grinding of a chainsaw at the foot of your bed.

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Equal Parts

Brainshuffles™ = Brain Dribbling = Literature to Feed the Reader's Minds.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Brainshuffling Along

Eeegads! Brainshuffles has been on overload, spitting out more vocabulary and ideas than I can keep up!

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Habitual

Evidently, being part of a habitual barrel of robot clowns is a hard habit to break.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Transmission Received

Transmitted into Brainshuffles™ this morning and found that my characters are telling me their own tale in this book, instead of the help of narration throughout their odd literary world.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Tweaking Fudgesickles

I'm having the Okuliuns tweak Fudgesickles because I overslept this morning. Darn machine forgot to throw a pie at me!

Friday, June 29, 2012

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Popsicles

Ockuliuns love to eat lime flavored Popsicles with the vanilla ice cream center while time travelling using the Sit N Spin.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Brainshuffles™ Interactions

These days, I have came to the realization that not only my characters but Brainshuffles™ chooses which tale for me to write.Thus, being force-fed A Clockwork Orange matter.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Tassels

Chainsaw Freckles has added multicolored tassels to the handle of his chainsaw. Well, I'm not going to be the one to tell how ridiculous it looks!

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Fudgesickles and Chainsaw Freckles

Walked into a conversation tonight: Fudgesickles and Chainsaw Freckles were arguing about who was going to throw the chocolate cream pie at me in the morning to wake me up.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Front Lawn Issues

Before I left for work today, I had to give each of my robot yard gnomes a Rubik's Cube to keep them from moving around the yard so much, since this has brought quite a bit of attention from the neighbors - especially when one asked: "Didn't the one with the red hat stand over there yesterday?"

Friday, June 8, 2012

The Rise of Bubble Bones

The Ockuliuns worked on the skeleton-shaped bubble gum machine while I was sleeping last night, developing it into an automaton called Bubble Bones. Now it giggles when you twist the knob and release a candy bleep, spiraling around inside its rib cage before exiting out the metal door. Since Fudgesickles loves bleeps, Bubble Bones giggles uncontrollably!

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Bleeps

Fudgesickles loves to eat candy bleeps, a coated sweet and tart candy. I've even purchased a skeleton-shaped bubble gum machine. All he has to do is twist the knob, watch and listen to a few bleeps spiral downward, tinking against the rib cage as it vomits out the candy through the little metal door!

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Addictions

If not demented-looking enough, Chainsaw Freckles has acquired an addiction to Pop Rocks and Coca-Cola, allowing it to foam up and drip out of his mouth.

Monday, June 4, 2012

Robo Sea Monkeys

Robotic Sea Monkeys love to swim upside down with their tongues out.

Sunday, June 3, 2012

An Ockuliun Gift

This morning the Ockuliuns brought me a small anti-grav aquarium filled with a neon green liquid and robotic sea monkeys swimming back and forth. When they saw me, they laughed at my bald head! Gee, I feel so loved...(sigh)

Friday, June 1, 2012

Mind Save by the Ockuliuns

The Ockuliuns used their telekinetic ability to blow away the clouds that have been hovering inside my mind, allowing Creativity to stroll over and smack me in the face not once, but twice, for not speaking to him for a whole week.

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Cleaning Out Brainshuffles™

Snatching the last remaining nanobot literary gremlins out of Brainshuffles™ last night helped me steer my mind back on track to create more pieces of fiction. Darn little robots have been using a nanobot-size fog machine to cloud my mind for the past week!

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Poppy

Poppy, the hologram of the clown head floating in the air by my laptop projected from the planet Vector-Boink, loves to blow raspberries and tell bad jokes.

Monday, May 28, 2012

Oh Bats

Woke up last night hearing loud screeching of automaton bats in the anti-grav graveyard while Tinky did cartwheels.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Tinky Shifts This Way And That

Tonight, Tinky has shrouded himself in a Jack Skellington skin-suit and is singing "Jack's Lament" from the movie The Nightmare Before Christmas up in the Graveyard.

Friday, May 25, 2012

Overhaulin' Tinky

Last night Tinky got overhauled by the Ockuliuns. He may not be malfunctioning right now, but he's running around the graveyard trading off blowing bubbles and blowing raspberries.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Anti-Gravity Quirks Again

The small anti-gravitational graveyard hanging over my desk keeps dropping coffins on my keyboard. Least before the coffins break open, the cadavers are preserved with automaton buggies, keeping the bodies flesh-bound, not decayed. Each one is nice enough to ask if I would return them to their dark place of rest. Evidently the robot caretaker, Tinky, has malfunctioned, coincidentally falling into graves he digs up, his weight pushing the coffins down and out.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

A Barrel of Robot Clowns

The Ockuliuns created a barrel of robot clowns (not to be confused with a barrel of monkeys), each one 3 inches tall, and each one taking the notion to pester Chainsaw Freckles. Not really a good thing to do..

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Adjustments For Doinky

I truly believe Doinky needs an adjustment. He spats curse words about defiant robot gummy worms who do not like to be swallowed, taking the notion of tickling the back of a person's throat.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Anti-Gravity Quirks

The automaton voodoo dolls built themselves a anti-gravity graveyard that hovers over my laptop. They love to peek over the edge and blow raspberries at me.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Nanobot Protection

Had to ask the Okuliuns to develop a nanobot virus protector to inject into Brainshuffles™ this morning, staving off a literary gremlin manifested writer's block!

Friday, May 18, 2012

Reasons Unknown...Yet Again

For some odd reason the Ockuliuns have modified Doinky, my Jack-in-the-box alarm clock. Now he is cyclopean and has Tourettes. Not am I only waking up to pies in the face from Fudgesickles, or the scream of a chainsaw from Freckles, I'm waking up to Dinky spatting curses at me.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Voices

For some reason Chainsaw Freckles woke me up singing the Oompa Loompa song, instead of his normal chainsaw scream.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Brainshuffles™ Issues

Last night I forgot to shut down Brainshuffles™, my retro type writer that types by itself while I use an artificial  telekinetic ability, and woke up this morning to find a seven-foot tall hairy creature standing over my bed smiling from ear to ear, showing off its serrated teeth, holding a huge rainbow-colored lollipop. Perhaps Brainshuffles™ is trying to bring my fiction to reality!

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Hoola Hoop Orbit

Robot yard gnomes love to Hula Hoop. At least they did not make the mistake picking up the Hoola Hoop Orbit™, the brand new time-traveling ones developed by the Ockuliuns.

Monday, May 14, 2012

Doinky Actions

Doinky dunks donuts during descriptions demoralizing diving dead.  

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Chainsaw Freckles Gets A Voice

Came home tonight to find that Chainsaw has a voice, especially repeating phrases Talking Tina spoke in the Twilight Zone episode "Living Doll".


Saturday, May 12, 2012

Bad Juju

NEVER allow an automaton voodoo doll to play with pins and a pin cushion like you would playing a peg game at a local Cracker Barrel restaurant.

Friday, May 11, 2012

Voodoo Spat Out Of The Machine

The Ockuliuns created a group of automaton voodoo dolls, each one about the size of a coffee cup, each one holding a grudge. 

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Doinky, Fudgesickles and Chainsaw Freckles

Woke up to each of my three alarm clocks going off - Fudgesickles giggling, throwing pies at me; Doinky blowing raspberries at a high-pitched volume; and Chainsaw Freckles' chainsaw roaring - trying to out do one another. The Ockuliuns are gonna here about this...

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Balancing Act

Woke up to Fudgesickles throwing a custard pie filled with gummy worms in my face using one hand and balancing a Slinky in the other.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Automaton Cockroaches

Amazing that each of my automaton cockroaches not only scatter when I flip on the light in the kitchen, but scurry back out of the crevices, gather together like a marching band, and create words like HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE MORNING? DID WE KEEP YOU AWAKE TOO MUCH, CRAWLING BACK AND FORTH ACROSS YOUR FACE??

Monday, May 7, 2012

Doinky

Doinky loves to pretend it is a Venus fly trap.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Nanobot Literary Gremlins

The Ockulliuns are at work repairing Brainshuffles™ this morning because of a slew of nanobot literary gremlins infecting it overnight.

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Soul-Zapping

On Vector-Boink, The Ockuliuns spoke of a creation where each soul is attracted to a bright light, shaped just like a bug zapper hanging outside on a pole, and working exactly like a bug zapper! Eeesh! No rest for the dead!

Tweaking Brainshuffles™

Thanks to the Ockuliuns, Brainshuffles™ is working quite well. They even had to tweak the microchip in my ear. However, it has somehow created a more bizarre outlook for writing my fiction. This is good, right..?

Alarm Clock Issues

Chainsaw Freckles needs to tone it down a bit in the morning. The voice command for "hitting the snooze button", so to speak, seems to worsen the volume of the chainsaw.

Friday, May 4, 2012

Reasons Unknown

The Ockuliuns are the best of the best of the best scientists on Vector-Boink. Why they like it here in my crawlspace, I'll never know. However, it continues to be quite an interesting ride since they have now invented a Jack-in-the-box alarm clock called Doinky.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Zap®

Vector-Boinkians - not to be confused with the Ockuliuns because they are the OTHER dark green meat living on the planet (minus the small fraction that live in my crawlspace, of course) - are known for growing a coffee bean called Zap®.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Pickles

Vector-Boinkians (or Ockuliuns, whichever you would prefer to say) love to stand on their heads and eat cucumber-sized pickles.

Rubber Ducky Issues

The Ockuliuns (Ock-you-lie-uns) developed a new automaton rubber ducky. Problem is, it won't let me into my own bathtub.

Freckles and Fudgesickles

Woke up to both of my six foot clown alarm clocks brooding over which pie would make the most mess when thrown at someone. Namely, me.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Chainsaw Freckles

Last night the Ockuliuns decided Fudgesickles needed a friend to sidled next to during the day. Or perhaps they thought I was growing tired of pies being thrown at my face. At any rate, another six foot clown alarm clock was invented. This one wakes you up with a high-pitched giggle and starting up its chainsaw.

Monday, April 30, 2012

Vector-Boink

Vector-Boink, the invisible planet inside the invisible galaxy beside Mars, is know for not having a barrel of monkeys, but a barrel of clowns who love pickle-flavored lollipops.

Alien Abilities

The Ockuliuns removed the cream from the chocolate donuts from the bakery using telekinesis, leaving a tiny hollowed out space. Asked why they did this, they only shrugged and blinked their cyclopean eyes at me.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Time Travelling Issues

Nothing more unnerving than flushing your Flux Capacitor-driven toilet after doing a number 2, finishing up reading a page out of The Martian Chronicles by  Ray Bradbury, and finding yourself eye to eye with a Tyrannosaurus Rex in another dimension.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Sit N Spin Problems

Decided to Sit N Spin on my Ockuliun's little time travelling machine in the quest to find my car keys. Little did I realize I would bump into myself in the process. Eeesh! Have I really lost THAT much hair??

Friday, April 27, 2012

Time Tunnel Function Junction™

Always a shock to crawl through the Ockuliun's time travelling Time Tunnel Function Junction™ and find a bizarre world where chocolate flavored horseradish is a delicacy to yard gnomes.

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Ockuliun Issues

Okuliuns have commitment issues, such as being committed to the chore of cleaning up after themselves.

Ockuliuns' Telekinetic Ability

Ockuliuns love to connect the dots using their telekinetic ability. 

Vector-Boink Facts

Vector Boink, the planet inside the invisible galaxy inside the other invisible galaxy beside planet Mars, is actually the origin where Dark Chocolate Pudding Pops are made.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Fudgesickle Facts

My six-foot clown alarm clock Fudgesickles prefers to throw coconut pies at my face, instead of chocolate.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Useful Info About Vector Boink (I think..)

The Ockuliuns (Ock-you-lie-uns), the alien race from Vector-Boink who now live in the crawlspace under my house, told me last night they like to gurgle Coca-Cola and Pop Rocks.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Time Tunnel Function Junction™

Unfortunately, the Beaker clones have been stuffed into an object that looks very much like the Phantom Zone out of the movie Superman II by aliens from the planet Vector-Boink, a planet in the invisible galaxy inside the other invisible galaxy beside Mars where they sell fish heads that giggle and tell jokes about yard gnomes addicted to caffeine. At any rate, being the new proprietors, they have designed an X shaped time-travelling device where one can crawl through and exit into the future or retreat into the past. 

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Brainshuffles™

Using Brainshuffles™ this morning for a short story. Only problem, is that it has taken the notion to argue with me how IT wants to tell the story. I'm the writer here, not it. Gonna have to get my Beaker clones to tweak this darn thing..

Poppy

Poppy, the hologram of the clown head floating in the air by my laptop that likes to speak to me about the weather, what it would love to be doing if it wasn't a clown head, like drive off to Vegas and stuff itself with cotton candy with a traveling gnome, why I look so funny to him and why I have no hair on the top of my head - all while I'm at my desk mind you - actually came up with a few good ideas for my stories. They even give ME the creeps thinking about them!

Friday, April 20, 2012

Fudgesickles

 Fudgesickles, my six-foot clown alarm clock, woke me up last night burping the melody of the"Oompa Loompa" song.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Naming The Clown

Fudgesickles is the name of my new six-foot clown alarm clock, developed by the Beaker Labs.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Tweaking the Clown

The Beaker clones had to tweak the six-foot clown alarm clock this morning. It malfunctioned, throwing pies at me at 3 A.M., giggled uncontrollably, and repeated words from Stephen King's novel IT; such as, "We all float down here.."

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Game for the Literary Gremlin

Rubik's Cubes are useful when you want to keep your Literary Gremlins busy.

Pogomatic

Came home to find my Beaker clones creating an automaton called Pogomatic, named after a certain demented clown in history.  It was quite unnerving, those eyes painted a light blue shade, peering at you.

Brainshuffles™

Perfect for the writer, the Beaker clones have designed a retro-type writer (Brainshuffles™) that types itself by using telekinetic ability. Of course I'm the guinea pig for this, and really not so sure about them installing the microchip inside my ear using tweezers.

Cartwheels

A few of my Beaker clones have taken the interest of doing cartwheels in the living room when we are trying to watch TV.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Heads Of Clowns As Holograms

One of my Beaker clones invented a small box which projects a clown head called Poppy, because he likes to "pop" in from time to time while I am sitting at my desk writing and chat about bizarre things he finds in his nose.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

My Alarm Clock-Shaped Clown

Not really sure about this new six foot alarm clock that is shaped as a clown. I sense its green eyes are following me, every time I move around the room.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Giant Gnomes

Overnight my Beaker clones must have thought I was not happy with the creation of the six foot clown alarm clock because now they have made in the form of a giant gnome. Nope, no kind-hearted Travelocity gnomes here.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Slinkys

Metal Slinkys are not compatible with plastic ones. The two can never get along.

Monday, April 9, 2012

Rotten Eggs

Thanks to the literary gremlins, there was an Easter egg hunt before I arrived home from work yesterday. Multicolored plastic eggs filled with spiders, roaches, maggots, and earth worms slithering in small clumps of moist dirt were hidden in the backyard. The robot gnomes with bad attitudes that located these items had a few rotten remarks to express to the gremlins.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Automaton Clown

Still not sure about this new automaton clown for my alarm clock. Think maybe the Beaker clones have out done themselves this time. Darn monstrosity gives me the Heebie-Jeebies. I feel like it's always laughing at me.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

From The Beaker Clones' Lab

My Beaker clones decided to build a six foot clown for my alarm clock. If it would stop throwing pies filled with automaton beetles at my face and making balloon animals that look like spiders, I might not wake up screaming.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Saturday, March 31, 2012

A Late Morning Wake

My wireless anti-gravity alarm clock did not go off as intended. Moving about, I stepped in Tribble-poo left by a young Tribble as well as stepping in a an empty pie shell left by a literary gremlin. Smelling a whiff of a burnt odor, I found out that one of my Beaker clones had set the lab on fire last night. He detained it by using a substance that looked like whipped cream.

At least its eatable.

At least my little monstrosities were hungry.

Now the house smells like lilacs and pickles.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

A Small Choir

One of my Beaker clones invented automaton replicas of itself, creating only five heads, minus bodies. As quintuplets they were taught to sing various songs from the movie Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Beaker Clone Naming

Just named one of my Beaker clones Beelzebub because he seems to stay in the most trouble.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Beaker Clone Help

With the help of my Beaker clones I'm recharging the frontal lobe of my brain - not sure why flashes of Miss Piggy keeps popping up, though.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Writer's Block Fixes

I just gave my literary gremlins each a Rubik's cube to try and figure out, keeping them from disrupting my thoughts. Working so far...

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Mimicking A Scene from The Clockwork Orange

Cyclopean robot spiders pry my eyelids open while I sit strapped down to a chair, wearing a straight jacket, and are forced to watch Bugs Bunny Cartoons while Tribbles tickle the bottoms of my feet.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Voodoo Dolls

Voodoo Dolls who stammer uncontrollably need love too, since they are poked and burnt and stabbed.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Voodoo Dolls by Beaker Clone, Incorporated

Thanks to the invention of talking voodoo dolls by Beaker Clone, Incorporated (a company name they just came up with recently), they actually creep my robot gnomes out.

Cyclopean Spiders

Woke up with a cyclopean spider sitting on the tip of my nose, winking at me, while another tried to explore my inner ear.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Literary Gremlins

The anti-grav cage over my house has been working so far, keeping the literary gremlins from bothering me.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Beaker Cone Facts

Beaker clones sometimes act like they are dyslexic and talk backwards. For example, they say "peem-peem-peem" instead of the understandable "Meep-meep-meep".  (As long as you have a degree in Beaker Lit 101, I should add.)

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Anti-gravity Alarm Clocks

Replacing the flux-capacitor battery in the alarm clock this morning is like playing the game Operation. Very, very, very carefully using tweezers.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Using The Noggin

Staving off Literary Gremlins with the frontal lobe of my brain.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Literary Gremlins At Large

The Literary Gremlins have found that building yet another writer's block is amusing. (Slapping self in head) Forgot to check to make sure their cage was locked last night!

New Words

My Tourette Syndrome-driven alarm clock, developed in the Lab by the Beaker clones, is learning a more offensive vocabulary.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Tribble-Tribblations

Tribbles love to help around the house, such as cleaning the tub, acting like the Scrubbing Bubbles http://www.scrubbingbubbles.com/Pages/default.aspx.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Literary Gremlins

(Sigh) Literary Gremlins love to cause havoc, building writer's blocks.

Tribblee-Tribbledations

Tribbles love to tumble dry in the dryer after every bath.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Slinky Facts

Slinky's do not procrastinate. They love to walk down steps .

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Thursday, March 1, 2012

An Alarm Clock Worth Its Money

From the Beaker Labs in the crawlspace under our house comes the very first of its kind! An alarm clock that will make doggone sure you wake up in the morning! The Beaker clones give you an alarm clock infected with the inherited neuropsychiactric disorder: Tourette's Syndrome!

Monday, February 27, 2012

Anti-Gravity Alarm Clocks

New anti-gravity alarm clocks are patented by one Beaker clone and one Tourette-driven Jack-In-The-Box. 

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Slinky Facts

Plastic Slinkys do not get along with their Elders, the original metal ones. Especially if the youngsters are multicolored.

Tribblee-Tribbledations

Rabid Tribbles love to be washed and blow-dried.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Jack-In-The-Box Facts

One of my Jack-In-The-Boxes have been unable to pop out of his box when necessary. The hinges usually wear out from time to time, which, is a very common problem. But thanks to a Beaker clone taking the initiative and fixing this problem replacing the hinges, not only does the lid open and play the theme from The Sound of Music, it now flips open backwards, smacking the nose of one pissed off Jack.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Jack-In-The-Box Facts

Certain Jack-In-The-Box's with funny haircuts and twitching left eyes and have Tourette's syndrome love to sing "Over the Rainbow"Beetlejuice style.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

With The Help Of A Beaker Clone With Tourette's Syndrome...

I'm crawling out of the darkness of the wooden coffin to begin composing my next book.

Tribblee-Tribbledations 8

Never squeeze a Tribble like you would a stress ball, unless you want to be bitten on the thin meat between your thumb and index finger.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Tribble-Tribbledations 7

Tribbles need love, too - even if they tend to multiply by the thousands.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Night Riding

Gnomes love to ride their Big Wheels at night - especially with glow-in-the-dark tires and neon bright purple tassels hanging off the handlebars.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Gnomes With Robotic Pinky Toes

Gnomes with robotic pinky toes like to surf on rooftops.

Nanobot Gremlins

Nanobot Gremlins love to stay up all night and pester a writer's brain while he or she is in their slumber, rewiring the creativity just for giggles.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Tribble-Tribbledations 6

Tribbles love to sneak into bathrooms and replace themselves with your gauze sponges.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Nanobot Beakers At Large

Down in the Lab the Beaker clones have created nanobot Beakers and now they are on the loose in my house, bothering the dogs, rummaging through the shelves in the kitchen, eating our food. But the one thing that really bothers me is the continuous flushing of our toilet they so love to do.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Tribble-Tribbledations 5

Tribbles love to get together, stuff themselves inside pillow cases, and pose as pillows.

Jack-In-The-Box Facts

Jack-In-The-Box's with cyclopean eyes and multicolored mohawks are naturally cranky when you wake them up.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Tribbles

Woke up to a multicolored Tribble with anger issues and halitosis tickling my nose wanting to be fed. This was a first, cause I've no idea what they actually consume.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Rolling Wheels

Beaker clones love to race each other on tricycles. Multicolored tassels and purple flags are a must!