Monday, February 27, 2012

Anti-Gravity Alarm Clocks

New anti-gravity alarm clocks are patented by one Beaker clone and one Tourette-driven Jack-In-The-Box. 

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Slinky Facts

Plastic Slinkys do not get along with their Elders, the original metal ones. Especially if the youngsters are multicolored.


Rabid Tribbles love to be washed and blow-dried.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Jack-In-The-Box Facts

One of my Jack-In-The-Boxes have been unable to pop out of his box when necessary. The hinges usually wear out from time to time, which, is a very common problem. But thanks to a Beaker clone taking the initiative and fixing this problem replacing the hinges, not only does the lid open and play the theme from The Sound of Music, it now flips open backwards, smacking the nose of one pissed off Jack.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Jack-In-The-Box Facts

Certain Jack-In-The-Box's with funny haircuts and twitching left eyes and have Tourette's syndrome love to sing "Over the Rainbow"Beetlejuice style.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

With The Help Of A Beaker Clone With Tourette's Syndrome...

I'm crawling out of the darkness of the wooden coffin to begin composing my next book.

Tribblee-Tribbledations 8

Never squeeze a Tribble like you would a stress ball, unless you want to be bitten on the thin meat between your thumb and index finger.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Tribble-Tribbledations 7

Tribbles need love, too - even if they tend to multiply by the thousands.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Night Riding

Gnomes love to ride their Big Wheels at night - especially with glow-in-the-dark tires and neon bright purple tassels hanging off the handlebars.