Saturday, March 31, 2012

A Late Morning Wake

My wireless anti-gravity alarm clock did not go off as intended. Moving about, I stepped in Tribble-poo left by a young Tribble as well as stepping in a an empty pie shell left by a literary gremlin. Smelling a whiff of a burnt odor, I found out that one of my Beaker clones had set the lab on fire last night. He detained it by using a substance that looked like whipped cream.

At least its eatable.

At least my little monstrosities were hungry.

Now the house smells like lilacs and pickles.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

A Small Choir

One of my Beaker clones invented automaton replicas of itself, creating only five heads, minus bodies. As quintuplets they were taught to sing various songs from the movie Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Beaker Clone Naming

Just named one of my Beaker clones Beelzebub because he seems to stay in the most trouble.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Beaker Clone Help

With the help of my Beaker clones I'm recharging the frontal lobe of my brain - not sure why flashes of Miss Piggy keeps popping up, though.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Writer's Block Fixes

I just gave my literary gremlins each a Rubik's cube to try and figure out, keeping them from disrupting my thoughts. Working so far...

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Mimicking A Scene from The Clockwork Orange

Cyclopean robot spiders pry my eyelids open while I sit strapped down to a chair, wearing a straight jacket, and are forced to watch Bugs Bunny Cartoons while Tribbles tickle the bottoms of my feet.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Voodoo Dolls

Voodoo Dolls who stammer uncontrollably need love too, since they are poked and burnt and stabbed.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Voodoo Dolls by Beaker Clone, Incorporated

Thanks to the invention of talking voodoo dolls by Beaker Clone, Incorporated (a company name they just came up with recently), they actually creep my robot gnomes out.

Cyclopean Spiders

Woke up with a cyclopean spider sitting on the tip of my nose, winking at me, while another tried to explore my inner ear.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Literary Gremlins

The anti-grav cage over my house has been working so far, keeping the literary gremlins from bothering me.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Beaker Cone Facts

Beaker clones sometimes act like they are dyslexic and talk backwards. For example, they say "peem-peem-peem" instead of the understandable "Meep-meep-meep".  (As long as you have a degree in Beaker Lit 101, I should add.)

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Anti-gravity Alarm Clocks

Replacing the flux-capacitor battery in the alarm clock this morning is like playing the game Operation. Very, very, very carefully using tweezers.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Using The Noggin

Staving off Literary Gremlins with the frontal lobe of my brain.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Literary Gremlins At Large

The Literary Gremlins have found that building yet another writer's block is amusing. (Slapping self in head) Forgot to check to make sure their cage was locked last night!

New Words

My Tourette Syndrome-driven alarm clock, developed in the Lab by the Beaker clones, is learning a more offensive vocabulary.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012


Tribbles love to help around the house, such as cleaning the tub, acting like the Scrubbing Bubbles

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Literary Gremlins

(Sigh) Literary Gremlins love to cause havoc, building writer's blocks.


Tribbles love to tumble dry in the dryer after every bath.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Slinky Facts

Slinky's do not procrastinate. They love to walk down steps .

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Thursday, March 1, 2012

An Alarm Clock Worth Its Money

From the Beaker Labs in the crawlspace under our house comes the very first of its kind! An alarm clock that will make doggone sure you wake up in the morning! The Beaker clones give you an alarm clock infected with the inherited neuropsychiactric disorder: Tourette's Syndrome!