Poppy

Poppy, the hologram of the clown head floating in the air by my laptop that likes to speak to me about the weather, what it would love to be doing if it wasn't a clown head, like drive off to Vegas and stuff itself with cotton candy with a traveling gnome, why I look so funny to him and why I have no hair on the top of my head - all while I'm at my desk mind you - actually came up with a few good ideas for my stories. They even give ME the creeps thinking about them!